Hot Dogs Come In Card
"Hot dogs come in packs of 12, but buns come in packs of 10. However, now that you've just had a beautiful child, perhaps you can raise your little one to be the genius who finally figures this mess out. And if that goes well, you all could move on to explaining why fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing. That'd be helpful. Anyway, congratulations and happy parenting. We're all looking forward to big things from your new little person."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA