I Would Rather Card

I Would Rather Card

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Card reads: "I would rather have to wear a dickey everyday for a year, I'd rather have to sleep on a bed padded by nothing but the jiggly upper arms of elementary school cafeteria workers, I'd rather have to decipher 'Schwarzenegger' on the Soul Train Scramble Board, chew on the crusty residue on the relish tub dispenser, or mop up the gym floor after a Sweatin' To The Oldies aerobics class than go another day without seeing you."


Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.


Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA