The Number Card

The Number Card

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Card reads: "The number of the U.S. Patent Office is 703-308-4357. I mention that mainly because I think you've really got something special. I refer, of course, to "The Move." Oh yeah, you know the one. The one that sends me into throes of passion not unlike the violent quake that rattles the entire house when the faucet is turned past a certain point. What I'm getting at here is that you have arousal abilities far beyond those of other mortals. And for that I am grateful."


Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.


Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA


Helpful hint - the shipping cost for one card is the same as shipping 20 cards, which weigh one pound total!