Like A Piece Of Soap Card
Card reads, "Like a piece of soap that's too small to use but too big to throw away, I kept you around. But what was I thinking? For starters, your ego is so big you need a GPS system to find it all. And every time you undressed I swear I heard an automated laugh track. And your romantic flame? It was more like a flourescent light struggling to come to life. So, adios. Thanks for playing, you've been a lovely guest. Be sure to grab your parting gifts on your way out."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA