The Delicate Balance Card
"The delicate balance of Good vs. Evil has been seriously thrown off as you, yet again, have given more than your contractually obligated 110 percent. Soon articles will be written. Speaking engagements will be booked. Action figures will be cast. You may even end up on the cover of 'Cigar Aficionado,' modeling success, laughing big with an unpracticed stogie in hand. Which, come to think, will look lovely framed next to your aged 'Arby's Employee of the Month' plaque."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA