The Following Card

The Following Card

Regular price $5.00 Sale

Text reads:


"The following, Due to the current celebration of your birthday, are momentarily permitted: movies where stuff gets all blow'd up. Activities that require you to sign a waiver. Bowling alley nachos. Unexpurgated use of the word "bootylicious." Bacon. Nearly translucent, sensationally undersized, orange jogging shorts (and subsequent chicken wings). More bacon. And, of course, more than your recommended daily allowance of baum-chicka-baum-baum."  


Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.


Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA


Helpful hint - the shipping cost for one card is the same as shipping 20 cards, which weigh one pound total!