The Most Fundamentally Card
Text reads, "The most fundamentally messed up combination of four words in the history of the English Language is not 'Lawn trimmings taste great.' It is not, 'Hey guys? Tupperware Party?' It is not 'Complimentary tongue bath, sir?' It is not, 'Does this look infected?' And no, somewhat surprisingly, it is not, 'Hairy butts are sexy.' Nosiree, the most fundamentally messed up combination of four words in the English Language is actually, 'Birthday You To Happy.'"
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA