The Nine Best Words Cards

The Nine Best Words Cards

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Text reads, "The nine best words in the English language are not 'Uh, there's a Prize Patrol van in your doorway.' They are not, 'Wow look, all the disco classics on one album.' They are not, 'Stanford researchers report chili cheese fries are actually healthy.' And they are not, 'Ladies and gentlemen, meet your World Champion Chicago Cubs.' Nosiree, the nine best words in the English language are actually, 'Sweet Mother of all that's swell it's your birthday.' And for that we honor you."


Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.


Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA