Welcome To Your 30s Card
"Welcome to your 30's. Full matriculation requires your understanding that you are no longer permitted to jump from a fifth-floor balcony into a hotel pool. Hang unframed art with blue putty. Buy $1.19 worth of gas. Sit at the card table in the other room during Thanksgiving. Camp out for weeks in front of a ticket box office. Sleep on NFL bedsheets. Wear a paper trainee hat. Or repeatedly call the "17th and Cole Street Market" and ask them where they're located."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA