Why? Why? Why? Card
"Why? Why? Why? Why is the sky blue? Why does poop smell? Why does Billy have two dads? Why does Uncle Larry's house have wheels? Why can't Mr. Finger and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends? Why isn't Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt my name too? Congratulations Mom and Dad. Your lives are about to be filled with more peculiar questions than a congressional hearing. But whatever you get asked, don't ever forget the one right answer: Because I said so that's why."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA