With All Due Respect Card
"With all due respect to fat-bottomed girls you're what makes the rockin' world go round. By that. I simply mean to say that you're amazing. Your devotion goes well beyond the standard calls of friendom. Your reliability is downright death-, tax-, and weekend-mattress-sale-like. And your general being is a welcomed counterpoint to the bland predictability that has seemingly infected so many others. thanks for being my friend. You are nice, You are great, You are nice and great."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA