Your Birthday? Card
Text reads, "Your birthday? Today? What are the odds of that? Huh, I guess it's one in 365. Well anyway, Happy Birthday. You're getting up there. I mean, pretty soon the cake 's gonna start collapsing under the weight of all the candles. Of course, there's nothing wrong with that, getting older. You get special privileges. Like the right to wear those big, plastic, three-sided, old people sunglasses that look like welding protection. And how cool is that?"
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA